xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

ladycave:

THIS SHOW IS GENIUS. Twelve American girls date a Prince Harry look alike while thinking he IS Prince Harry.

ladycave:

THIS SHOW IS GENIUS. Twelve American girls date a Prince Harry look alike while thinking he IS Prince Harry.

(Source: layrayy)

theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

(Source: poetgrl)

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

chrisca09:

dont-save-me-from-the-pit:

Marvels unforgettable red heads

I thought it was going to be a few strong woman in Marvel…and then I got to Red Skull, so I was like ok, this is Tumblr…

trendymermaid:

speedlimit15:

Holy shit wtf how are people just ignoring this?! This is a REAL PICTURE of an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

i come in peace

trendymermaid:

speedlimit15:

Holy shit wtf how are people just ignoring this?! This is a REAL PICTURE of an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

i come in peace

joachimmurat:

I still find it the funniest thing that the French nobles were scandalized when Louis XVI *didn’t* take an official mistress or sleep around, as French kings were expected to in the 17th and 18th centuries.

He’s just like “but I love my wife” meanwhile the court at Versailles is all “what the fuck is this monogamy bullshit”.

oreides:

birdsarelikeawesomeman:

The more I watch the funnier it gets

oreides:

birdsarelikeawesomeman:

The more I watch the funnier it gets

(Source: cashewmonster)

You look so hot today, like a sunrise.

(Source: briennemaidoftarth)

orangefranco:

Marvel Actors +  Cars

evilswan:

Lana Parrilla, Jennifer Morrison, Josh Dallas and Colin O’Donoghue - GMA, March 7 2014

peabuttnelly:

listen here u stale baguette 

peabuttnelly:

listen here u stale baguette